Tis the season

this has been a really hectic month or two or three. I decided it was a good idea to get a second job..not a good idea. Although i do love the job i work at an amazing antique store and work for wonderful people! Just lots of work and no free time. So I am looking forward to spending a few days off with my wonderful friends and family..And get a few gifts while i'm at it. yay!

Two smart girls....

Me: "Oh Ash if you go to you tube and put in raven flyer you can totally virtully ride the new roller coaster at Waldameer!"

Ash: "that makes me think of Loose Bowels"

Me: "The Raven Flyer how the hell do you think of loose bowels"

Ash:" wait...what did you say? RAVEN?"

Me: "yeah..what did you think i said?

Ash: "I thought you said Rasin!"

Laughter for like 5 minutes

This i enjoy

http://www.geocities.jp/takasusyachou/fart2/fartsmaster2.html

http://www.wikihow.com/Pick-Your-Nose-Inconspicuously


this is the 14 year old boy in me...wait ..that sounded really bad...

Hello old friend...

So the other day while cleaning the neverending mess that is our bedroom, josh found something. Something so wonderful it instantly brought glee to my little heart. My tap shoes. I LOVE my tap shoes. The black high heel jingle taps. Sigh... So i had to show him all my moves..the timestep into the double timestep, into the triple then the traveling timestep. First off..wear a bra when tapping..no one needs to see that. Also josh looked at me and said.."I can imagine the Hard wood floor enthuisists that would be throwing up watching you tap the polish off of those beautiful wood floors!"

Lame...

I thought I Knew You!

It's funny how you can know someone for so long, and keep learning about them. I will always remember a story that my mom told me in confidence. (so now i will share it with the world..sorry mom ) When my parents were first married my mother and her friend Roz took a trip to NYC. While there they were so excited to see EVITA with Patty Lapone. Thats all they talked about on the up coming days to the trip. When they got there it just so happened that she wasnt performing that day. Instead of feeling stupid, becasue they had made such a big deal about it, she never told my dad that they didnt see her. To this day my dad still says ," You know your mom and Roz saw Patty Lapone play Evita in NYC on Broadway. And I just smile.

"randoms"

While josh was washing the dishes last night and I was eating my face off..

"Hey babe, Dont you think its funny how Tuna are like the sheep of the Ocean?!?"

Conversation today

Josh: " UGH..I was waiting for my calzone and those kids right there kept running back and forth i had to keep moving. I just wanted them to stand still!"

Me: "i know and those kids running around and yelling I mean this is Wegmans not their family room!"

Josh: " That is why leashes for children were invented. If my kids ever acted like that, child services would be at my door cuz the kids would be tied to a run in back like a dog"

Me: "oh my"

Did i mention we are Pro Choice?