The Gym

So i have started working out again. Again would imply that i use to but haven't for a while. Not Good I know. Its not that i don't like working out, its that i hate getting motivated to get in my car and go. Once I'm there..I'm all over it. So today i went first thing this morning. I was actually having a skinny day. Cute shorts cute shirt and my legs looked good. I thought " This will be a good working out day!" I got to the gym and picked my treadmill with the TV, put my ear phones in and watched a Wedding Story. Then I smelled Perfume..like strong cheap whore perfume. I always know when i smell that smell...a skank is nearby. And most likely, she has her overly highlighted blond hair in a ponytail with that huge bump thing on top. I glance over as she approaches and i was right...crazy blond hair..and the bump..like 3 feet in the air. She was wearing a white tank top cut up to look sexy with a hot pink sports bra. the shirt had an "A" on it..i can only assume it was for .. Abercrombie.( shocker) So lets get down to the point of this whore story. We are about 20 minutes into working out..i swear to you this really happens. She pauses her workout...takes her ripped t shirt off..takes her pants off to reveal a pair of short short shorts. Then she proceeds to put her foot up on the treadmill to tie her shoe ..so everyone on the other side of the gym can probably see her crotch. Which she probably has her bush waxed into the shape of a strawberry or something. Cuz you know shes working out so hard walking at 3.2 that she needs to strip down. Get a clue . I hate skinny girls.

I'm going back to the gym tomorrow. I hope she wiped down her skanky treadmill.