You know ...

My friend Danielle and I were at the amusement park riding the bumper cars when we came to the realization that we are infact...old.

While riding he ride we made jokes about calling insurance companys.(old)
We apologized when ramming a 10 year olds asses across the floor(old)
While hitting them with said cars..we thought...they dont know what pain is(old)
And the worst one..when the ride ended a voice comes over the loud speaker and says "You are Out of Gas" I truely Panicked

Im old..there is no turning back